Quotes about Men

All that most men are really looking for is something or someone else to get them an orgasm without them having to directly touch their penis themselves.

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything.

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.

"Of all the weaknesses little men rail against, there is none that they are more apt to ridicule than the tendency to believe. And of all the signs of a corrupt heart and a feeble head, the tendency of incredulity is the surest. Real philosophy seeks rather to solve than to deny."

Men have all been culturally designed with conquest, killing, or dying in mind. Even sissies. Early in life a boy learns that he must be prepared to fight or be called a sissy, a girl. Many of the creative men I know were sissies. They were too sensitive, too compassionate, to fight. And most of them grew up feeling they were somehow inferior and flunked the manhood test. I suspect many writers are still showing the bullies on the block that the pen is mightier than the sword. The test shaped us, whether we passed or flunked.
We are all war-wounded.

All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players.

Male and female represent the two sides of the great radical dualism.  But in fact they are perpetually passing into one another.  Fluid hardens to solid, solid rushes to fluid.  There is no wholly masculine man, no purely feminine woman.

Still we live meanly like ants, though the fable tells us we were long ago changed into men.

The question that women casually shopping for perfume ask more than any other is this: "What scent drives men wild?" After years of intense research, we know the definitive answer. It is bacon. Now, on to the far more interesting subject of perfume...

If you are in a relationship with a man, and you need to complain about haveing too little sex. Then you are clearly doing something horribly wrong!

We all travel the Milky Way together, trees and men... trees are travelers, in the ordinary sense.
They make journeys, not very extensive ones, it is true;but our own little comings and goings are only little more than tree-wavings- many of them not so much.

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.

The three glues that hold humankind together are the courage of women, the compassion of men and the laughter of children.

Never trust a man when he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

Normal men, speak, listen and than think.
Wise men, listen, think and then speak.
Wise women, listen, think and speak all at the same time.
While normal women don't seem to think or listen at all,
to normal men that is.

I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, two useless men are called a law firm, and three or more become a Congress.

If a man speaks his mind in a forest, and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get use to the idea.

“No man has ever risen to the real stature of spiritual manhood until he has found that it is finer to serve somebody else than it is to serve himself.”

It's not that I believe women are more ethical. I will say that one of women's greatest weaknesses is probably our greatest strength. We are incredibly hard on each other. We ask all the questions. Men are more easygoing. If you've ever been in a group of women, you'll recognize this: Nobody gives one woman the opportunity to lead the way without asking a whole lot of questions.

So when I say that I think we would have a different ethical level, particularly in corporate America, if there were more women involved, I mean that what women are best at is asking questions. Women ask questions over and over again. It drives men nuts. Women tend to ask the detailed questions; they want to know the answers.

Now, on the other hand, if we booted all the men out of corporate America, and we had all women there, quite honestly I think they'd be just as corrupt as what we have right now. I think it's best to have diversity and different points of view.

During the Q&A periods after my speeches, it is the men who say to me, "Help me understand how I am going to balance my work and my family." Now, let me tell you why I believe they see it that way. Because when they look around the room, they see the women who are going to be in their lives, the choices they will have for a spouse. And they realize that these women are educated, ambitious, and have every intention of having careers of their own.

Being smart young men, they say to themselves, "I want to get married, have a family, and I understand my wife wants to work too. Do you, Vicki, know how to help us do that?" Because they're no longer looking at that prospective wife, saying, "Well this is wonderful, you're getting educated, but of course as soon as we get married, you're going to stay home and make babies."

Those days are long gone. But our corporations haven't caught up with it. Our law firms, our higher education system, and our medical institutions haven't figured out how this family policy is going to work. Men are tired of the 80- to 100-hour work week as well.

I believe in dragons, perfect men, and other mythical creatures.

Humanity will one day be defined, not by the gifts we possess but the virtues we lack.

It is equally an error to trust all men or no man.

Men will lie on their backs, talking about the fall of man, and never make an effort to get up.

Bystanders wandered in and out of the merchant's stall, passing the time, talking of dreams they might purchase.  Workers and slaves stooped from labor asked timidly for dreams of wine and ease.  Women asked for dreams of love, and men for dreams of women.

Nobody ever said it was simple to be a man. If it were, more guys would try it.

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry
for the dirty polluted blood of all the world.

quoted from page 264 of the book AN AMERICAN DREAM by Norman Mailer
linked to BookCrossing.com StoneHarpMan journal entry 5089663

There should be those among whom we can sit and weep and still be counted as warriors.

Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade, since it consists principally of dealing with men.